Aches and pains.

bricksandmortarandchewinggum:

holdmypurse:

Remember when Romney lost the election so somebody created White People Mourning Romney and collected various people crying over Romney’s loss

Still so funny.

GUYS! This is so neat! C'monnnn!
The Fool: Tell an embarrassing story.
The Magician: Do you have a special talent?
The High Priestess: Are you good at keeping secrets?
The Empress: What do you desire most?
The Emperor: Do you have any family traditions?
The Hierophant: What is/was your favourite school subject?
The Lovers: What qualities would your ideal partner have?
The Chariot: Have you ever had to fight for something?
Strength: What gives you strength?
The Hermit: Could you cope with living alone?
Wheel of Fortune: If you won a million pounds, what would you do with it?
Justice: If you could be a super hero (or villain) what would you call yourself and what powers would you have?
The Hanged Man: Would you sacrifice your own life to save someone else's?
Death: If you were able to reincarnate, what would your next life be?
Temperance: Do you have good self control?
The Devil: What do you think your worst quality is?
The Tower: Describe your dream home.
The Star: What inspires you?
The Moon: Describe a dream (or nightmare) you've had recently.
The Sun: Describe a childhood memory.
Judgement: Have you ever done something that you were really ashamed of?
The World: What country would you most like to visit?
Five Things You’d Put in a Pentagram to Summon Me

starcunning:

viragunn:

Your move, followers. What items do you use to bring me forth? 

starcunning:

Sometimes making A Softer Heresy is a hassle and sometimes I feel like the well is running dry. Sometimes I wonder when I’ll put it down and walk away from it and gain a few hours of my life back. Sometimes it’s easy to get discouraged when faced with negative feedback, but then I get a comment like this one and I remember why I’m doing it.
Thanks, skinnydrigo.

I made a person on the internet who makes me happy…. happy. Maybe today isn’t as bad as I thought :)

starcunning:

Sometimes making A Softer Heresy is a hassle and sometimes I feel like the well is running dry. Sometimes I wonder when I’ll put it down and walk away from it and gain a few hours of my life back. Sometimes it’s easy to get discouraged when faced with negative feedback, but then I get a comment like this one and I remember why I’m doing it.

Thanks, skinnydrigo.

I made a person on the internet who makes me happy…. happy. Maybe today isn’t as bad as I thought :)

Working out: I lied

Instead of going for a run and working out like I planned this morning, I sat in my truck eating pizza, chain smoking, and blasting music. A jogger even walked up to me and asked me for a cigarette. “Man, I’m trying to quit, and I have this stupid e-cig thing, but I saw you smoking and I just really want to know if I can bum a smoke from ya…”
Did the total fucking opposite, AND I even made a guy relapse back into smoking. Heck yeah.

embracethishope:

quinngingerlove:

archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

all I know

U fuck any ugly chicks?
Anonymous

I don’t get laid much, but the girl I was with most recently was/is really really fucking ridiculous good looking. At least to me she was.

This is a really abstract question.

Am thinking way too much. Anons distract me pls.

Ask me stuff.

asofterheresy:

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Hitting so close to home it’s scary.

asofterheresy:

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Hitting so close to home it’s scary.

Home improvement.

I’ve decided that starting tomorrow morning, I will start doing at least 100 push ups a day, as well as sit ups. Not it a row, of course. That’d be damn near impossible. But yeah. Err day. Tired of feeling outta shape.