Aches and pains.

I get paid to melt steel together. I have barely melted any steel together today. This angers the machine god.

inklingphoto:

Cleopatra Queen of the Dandelions.
Washington 2014.

inklingphoto:

Cleopatra Queen of the Dandelions.
Washington 2014.

If only i had checked myself
guy who wrecked himself  (via mosby)
rothruinel:

cryin so hard
my lungs

rothruinel:

cryin so hard

my lungs

Your penis is uncircumcised?
Anonymous

Yeah. My dick is a heathen.

vaca13:

hudsonsbluff:

The Simpsons (1989—)

Don’t pray for me I’m already dead

ASKS/ANONS

1. For GOOD advice.
2. For BAD advice.
3. For an awkwardly sexual compliment.

unfollowfriday:

pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

we have this in norway, its called bloopensplaghen

unfollowfriday:

pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

we have this in norway, its called bloopensplaghen

Never go full Tzeentch
@rift-in-the-warp