I ❤️ U 2
We need to have another all-male camp out as soon as goldie is out of the shop.
I’ll give your Goldie an all-male camp out.
I got basically naked the other night at Megs house and the unicorn roommate looked at me twice. I was so drunk that even my glasses didn’t help much, but I’m p sure she looked at my penis.
Lawl the first time I showered with a Mexican and noticed his penis I was confused. My fault for looking.
I still had boxers on. Idk I’d totally eat her whole ass if she asked. She’s got that “I wish these drunk people would die” thing going for her, and that’s attractive.
Tane Williams, Illustrations for the Necronomicon in Evil Dead